is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
