I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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