Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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