Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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