I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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