my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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