So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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