I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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