You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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