that's an acceptable place to lick
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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