Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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