I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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