I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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