I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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