I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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