I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
