I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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