But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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