D3 body, D1 cock
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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