What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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