you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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