I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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