i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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