Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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