Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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