absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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