Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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