College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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