I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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