Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Girls should come with a carfax report
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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