Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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