Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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