I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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