Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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