its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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