she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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