You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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