I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
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true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick