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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.

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  You do realize that you broke up with him, right?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.

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  Aspirations

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!

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