Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(865): View more from Tennessee

mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.

(1-865): View more from Tennessee

i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(716): View more from New York

I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.

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(631): View more from New York

Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

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(904): View more from Florida

This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?

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(905): View more from Ontario

I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice

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