I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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