Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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