did you get engaged???
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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