There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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