I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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