I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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