I am in a vortex of obligation.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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