Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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