I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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