Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Randomize
