Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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