if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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