Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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