I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's just like the Real World with babies
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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