Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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