They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is wine microwaveable?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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