So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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