I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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