I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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